Sweaty +

Ok, you're probably wondering what exactly I mean by the title.  Well, we all know that the English language is known for contractions - making things shorter - and many contractions have arisen in the last few decades alone:  WTF, FML, LOL, BRB, BTW, NOOB, BFF, JK, BIA ("bee-ah" for b*tch), FUGLY (f***ing + ugly), SHARTED (sh*t + farted), WHATCHA (what + are + you) … and, well, you get the picture.


OK, so what does that mean for "sweaty" though?  Well, there are a new string of contractions, and they all have to do with sweat and the body.  Yes, that's right, these contractions are meant to help you explain the current state of bodily discomfort, or the amount of water being excreted from a specific area of your body....or, let's just be honest, to describe that some part of you is downright gross.  :-)  (clearly, since none of us are ever sweaty)…  For example:  Swass = Sweaty + Ass, so you are explaining to someone that your butt is sweaty.  Seems simple enough...took me a few go-arounds to understand (not of course that that says anything about me … … … … …)


Anyway, to make your life easy, and to help you understand these nuances when the arise with your friends, children, or while surfing through the radio, here your list is of a few "sweaty +" words:

Swass

Swalls

Swoobs

Swack

Swuss

Happy summer.  Stay dry.