Stupid Stars

I guess I'm already too late in making this announcement, but many of your zodiacs have changed, including this girl's.  Sadly, I am no longer a Gemini.  Although I am already born on the cusp (June 19th) I am now a Taurus.  I feel like someone just put me in the identity-crisis washer on "fast-spin" cycle!  I just lost everything about myself that I thought I finally understood and had come to love - astrologically speakiing!  I loved being a "twin" personality - the idea of constantly wanting to try new things and do more, never staying in one fixed place for too long, being creative and chatty, and just being it all 100% of the time!  I loved it!  I was starting to really embrace and understand it!

And then the astrologers and astronomers had to go and do what they've been predicting for years - change it all up because the alignment of the Earth has changed over 3000 years.  Well DUH!  Of COURSE it has!  If nature taught anyone anything it's that there is always constant change, so WHY would you make people think their zodiac signs and subsequent identity emblems were so solidly decided!  Maybe if you had warned us that our sign could change eventually we may have embraced the idea of change and our future, evolutionary star-growth...but this, to throw this at us so quickly, is like throwing out a perfectly good chocolate cake!  Totally not necessary and everyone was very happy with what they were originally promised.  Booooooo.


Well, that's just dandy.  All I can say is it's a damn good thing I never got a Gemini tattoo, because now apparently I need bull-horns, and if I had tried to combine those tattoo symbols I would have just ended up with a devil-crowed gemini symbol.  Brilliant.  This is going to take a while to get used to.  Yes, this is me being stubborn...or....oh....wait....is that a Taurus trait?